It Takes All Kinds

a Few Stories and Profiles by Erik Hedegaard
mainly from inside the pages of Rolling Stone
(with additional commentary and folderol provided by the author aka Charlie, sometimes)

Jeremy Piven

Posted on | September 12, 2011 | No Comments

Nothing about this little piece is any good.  Nothing.  Oh, well.

NO ONE IS MORE MISUNderstood in more ways than Jeremy Piven. It all has to do with Ari Gold, the rapacious Hollywood agent he’s played for the past seven years on HBO’s Entourage. People think Piven is just like Ari, a real jerk of a guy. But he insists that he isn’t, and while downing a cup of coffee on a recent afternoon in midtown Manhattan, he offers various proofs. For one, he grew up in Chicago, where his parents ran the Piven Theatre Workshop, and raised him in the grand traditions of the theater. “I remember this one guy in LA. said to me, ‘Aww, you’re from Chicago. I get it, that’s why you look people in the eye. People from Chicago do that.‘ And I was like, ‘Where am I supposed to look at you? Your crotch?‘” Then there’s the time he had to fire his agent after the guy said to him, “Baby, baby, baby, it’s about the money. It’s about the money.

After that, Piven, 46, refills his coffee and touches on his 25 years in the business (“I’ve played more best friends than actual friends that I have in this life”), before zeroing in on Entourage, which changed everything. His agent suggested he pass, saying, “This isn’t that great for you.” And even Piven was thinking, “Wait a minute, I can’t be billed after a character named Turtle.” But he finally decided “that nothing good comes from living inside your ego. So I jumped in.” He smiles. His teeth are very white. “And here we are.

Along the way to here, he began to develop this nasty Ari-esque reputation. He was said to be a rampaging womanizer, a pompous douche. Even when he did good, no credit accrued. In 2006, for example, he was standing in line at a club bathroom when fellow actor Stephen Dorff attempted to cut to the front. Piven stuck out his arm and reportedly said, “You are going to wait in line like the rest of us, you privileged, spoon-fed son of a bitch.” For that alone, he should be revered and called a douche no more. And yet it did nothing for him. Furthermore, Piven himself deeply regrets the Dorffincident: “You’ve got to pick your battles, and telling Stephen Dorff off isn’t one of them, so I’m a dummy.

The biggest blow to his rep came in 2008, when a case of mercury poisoning forced him to quit a David Mamet play, which resulted in a lot of bad press. Piven spends 20 minutes telling his version of events. It’s rich in detail and features numerous attending physicians, references to growing up in the theater, where nothing was more important than the show, and several words about his father, Byrne, who died in 2002, after which Piven sobs quietly for a few moments. “It was,” he says, “a very strange time in my life.

But back to Ari Gold and the misunderstanding. Piven leans forward. “There are people who think there’s no way after playing that character for so long that you’re not that guy. There was a time when I was angry. I had road rage. But if playing a character like Ari doesn’t allow you to get it out of your system, then there’s something wrong with you. These days, when someone cuts me off, I’m like, ‘Hey, how are you?‘ Look, I’m not an evolved and enlightened person. I’m tragically flawed. But I’m trying. My God, am I trying.


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